Neuralink? Bitch, I’m already overstimulated.
If you’re already running on caffeine, chaos, and sensory overload, this tee gets you.
Perfect for the neurodivergent bestie, the chronically online meme-lover, or anyone who’s tired of billionaire tech experiments.
This tee features a bold graphic of a glitchy brain and “system overload” alert—served with heavy sarcasm and anti-tech-bro sass.
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
Details:
• Classic Unisex Fit (Gildan 5000)
• DTG Printed Graphic on Back
• 100% cotton comfort
• Sizes S–5XL
• Perfect for both everyday wear and TikTok rants
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Perfect For:
• Anti-Elon Musk mood
• ADHD & neurodivergent humor
• Overstimulated creatives
• Gen Z & Millennial burnout jokes
• Viral statement moments
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus .
