Too Broke to Go to Mars, Too Smart to Work for Musk Shirt Anti-Elon Musk Graphic Tee, SpaceX Parody, Funny Political Astronaut Shirt, Viral

“Too broke to go to Mars. Too smart to work for Musk.” Welcome to the resistance—space nerd edition. This viral-ready tee is made for the sarcastic geniuses, the grounded rebels, and the people who’d rather stay on Earth with a working wage than ride a billionaire’s ego ship. Printed on a premium unisex tee, this design features a vintage-inspired astronaut flipping the bird next to a SpaceX rocket, because, well… you get it. Perfect for protest energy, politically-charged sarcasm, and Gen Z burnout with a dash of anti-capitalist sass. The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now! Details: • 100% cotton for comfort you can protest in • DTG printed for bold, long-lasting colors • Unisex sizing (S–5XL) • Printed front design • Available in multiple colors (see dropdown for options) ⸻ Perfect for: • Anti-Elon energy • Political protests • Tech skeptics • Space fans who still have rent to pay • Gift for your sarcastic, smartass friend • 100% cotton • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) • Open-end yarn • Tubular fabric • Taped neck and shoulders • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem • Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico Disclaimers:  • Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white. • Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural. This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions! Age restrictions: For adults EU Warranty: 2 years Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements. In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus .